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Pinkie Plus Coffee by unassuminguser Pinkie Plus Coffee by unassuminguser
 A short little thing inspired by this little thing by :iconwhatsapokemon:, with a bit of my patented weirdness welded onto it. Fun fact, this was originally a way more macabre idea, but then that beautiful pun hit me like a bolt of lightning, and I changed it to this happy piece of fun and sunshine :).

Anywho, I hope this small comic has left you laughing senseless, maybe even paralyzed you with mirth (sorry, these puns really had to be expunged from my system). See you good folks next time :iconfluttershywinkplz:
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:iconlauraanneftlover:
LauraAnneFTLover Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
LOLL
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:icontruefiresoul:
TrueFireSoul Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
lol
before twilight said it was numbing medicine,
I thought pinkie's smile and collapse was caused by the caffeine xD
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well, yes, that was indeed the joke I was attempting to convey here :D
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:iconpauleen-mlp:
Pauleen-MLP Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LOL! this made me giggle!!! :D
i love the part HOW ARE YOU EVEN TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FROZEN LIKE THAT!!!! xD lol!!! :)
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:iconpopculture-patron:
Popculture-Patron Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Student Writer
Art style is mostly ok, but have you thought of making the stories humorous?
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh man, you really are crazy! But hey, so am I, so I can respect that :nod:
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:iconashoof:
Ashoof Featured By Owner May 9, 2014
HA! this.. this is just great.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course it's great! I made it. Everything I make is by default great ;P
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:iconshamrock95:
Shamrock95 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
Once again, :iconunassuminguser: brings us his standard comic mix of one part funny, one part "the fuck just happened?" Good show! :clap:
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A jolly good one even :iconrspopsplz:
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:icongemstonetheunicorn:
GemstoneTheUnicorn Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
OMC! I totally LOL-ed at this! XD
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The demise of English is here :dead:
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:iconhailhero:
HailHero Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Professional General Artist
lol!
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:iconartylion:
artylion Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconsweetlilangelica:
SweetlilAngelica Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol just lol
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:icontenchiz:
tenchiz Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Rofl! That's Pinkie! :)

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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Unless that's not Pinkie :O
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:icongriffinriderstampede:
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You forgot your CSI plz! For shame!
:iconcaineshadesplz:
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:icongriffinriderstampede:
I forgot nothing.  I typed exactly what I meant to.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You purposefully left it out? Dishonor upon you, dishonor upon your cow, etc etc.
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:icongriffinriderstampede:
He doesn't even do anything.  He gets out of his car, taking off his glasses.  Looks around.  Says something.  And puts his glasses back on.
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:iconjanuary3rd:
January3rd Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
That pun was Pinkie's sliver of revenge.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Although it generally isn't the wisest course of action to aggravate someone while completely incapacitated :O
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:iconjanuary3rd:
January3rd Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Ooooooh, you're right...Oops! 
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:iconsaturdaymorningproj:
saturdaymorningproj Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Lol, it reminds me of Max from 'Foster's House for Imaginary Friends' he always got that face expression when eating any sweets xD
Well done! :D
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Amazing, you actually guessed the reference even though there was no indication that there was one whatsoever :D! Ten million internet points to you, good sir!
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:iconsaturdaymorningproj:
saturdaymorningproj Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
YEAH! I am so observant! and all those internet points, what should I spend them on....oh my, mind blown 2nd coming xD
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karkovice1 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014

Panel 1: "And please don't drink from my thermos."

 

When it comes to Pinkie Pie, might as well ask the river not to run... IMPOSSIBLE. :XD:

 

Panel 9: Pinkie Pie's got the LONGEST tongue of any pony I've ever seen! O . O

 

Panel 19: "It was the numbing formula I made for Dr. Colgate!"

 

That is SOME powerful novacaine! =P

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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course it's the longest tongue you've ever seen; it's infinite after all ;)
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:iconkarkovice1:
karkovice1 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
And with Pinkie Pie being the eighth wonder of the world, it's only natural. =P
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:iconmasterchief01:
MasterChief01 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
That'd be ONE way to calm Pinkie down, I suppose...

And it should hopefully teach Pinkie to LISTEN to her friends.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You act like Twi intentionally left that there to simultaneously shut her up and teach her a lesson on respecting your friends' stuff :icontwilighteyerollplz:
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:iconazreal258:
AZREAL258 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
It was for the best, can you imagine Pinkie after drinking coffee.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I subscribe to the theory that she already drinks coffee on a constant basis, which would explain her hyperactivity, and when she doesn't get her fix she goes into her flat maned super depressed mode.
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:iconazreal258:
AZREAL258 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
I thought she only had sugar.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She's probably like most folks and puts sugar in the coffee as well. 
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:iconazreal258:
AZREAL258 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Personally, I think Pinkie just dumps the coffee and eats the surgar.
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:iconsilverwolfygirl2:
silverwolfygirl2 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
i'm a bit freaked out. scared.... Pinkie sketching twilight thoughexcited 
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's there to be freaked out about? Unless you are talking about Pinkie's face, in which that is an understandable reaction :nod:
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silverwolfygirl2 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
precisely pinkie's face! and that tongue! lol
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labba94 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, "with a bit of my patented weirdness""with a bit of my patented weirdness""A BIT" - I don't know, it looked like there's... a bit more than just "a bit" of weirdness =P But I like it this way! :la:

I love when I read a comic of yours, then reach the last panel and say to myself "I don't think that what I read had an actual sense, but it was AMAZING". And this is what I can say here as well ;P Congratulations! ^_^

But I wonder what kind of macabre idea you had thought of before switching to this one... :o
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah, I thought you out of all people would be the most upset at this ending in a pun, not end up calling it amazing :XD:. Guess it wasn't as bad as I thought :D. And since you asked what the original idea I was, I suppose I might as well tell you the rough draft I had going:

Everything was the same till panel 15. On panel 16, Pinkie rockets through the ceiling in a manner similar to the 20:11 mark here. She's flying through a white sky, claiming the coffee was so good she felt like she's died and gone to heaven. Fausticorn pops out of nowhere next to her, and Pinkie questions whether coffee was the kind of drug that causes hallucinations. Fausticorn warmly tells her this is no hallucination, as she is in pony heaven. Pinkie screams "WHAT?". We switch back to the kitchen, where Twilight is walking out of the bakery away from Pinkie's dead body, grimly monologuing about how Pinkie should have never tried to defy science, referring back to this thing I did.

So yeah, that definitely needed a lot of work. Not so family friendly though, and the conclusion didn't feel very satisfying to me, so I dropped it. The current version I feel is better, since there are puns involved :D
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DarthWill3 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is hilarious!
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am happy to hear that :D
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:icondarthwill3:
DarthWill3 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me too!
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:iconshadowsilverwolf:
ShadowSilverwolf Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm petrified.
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:iconunassuminguser:
unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Needs work, come back when you've got something groanworthy :)
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014

I was disappointed to see Twilight so easily dismiss Pinkie's pastry-based hypothesis out of hand without even providing a logical counter. That's not how science works, Twilight!

:icontwilightorlyplz:

Also, Pinkie's explanation for pastry-based particle physics incidentally coincides with my personal hypothesis that "dark matter" is actually the creamy and delicious hidden jelly filling of the known galaxy, masquerading as ordinary, lighter matter by using a shell of gluon matrices (along with some sugar and flour) to reflect light and spoil observational analysis.

:icontwilightunsureplz:

So our galaxy is basically a jelly doughnut. I call it the Kreme theorem.

:iconcrazytwilightplz:

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unassuminguser Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As usual, Twilight has no clue on the science works:icontwilightsparklederp:. And I must say, I am very impressed with this Kreme theorem you have proposed. Obviously I have no clue on the what the science jibber jabber means myself, but since you tied in pastries into it, Pinkie gives you an automatic pass :iconpinkiepiecheckplz:
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